We are doing a gender bending cosplay for AWA this year, and frankly he has no concept as to what gender bending is. The conversation goes as follows:
Him: I’m doing the cowboy guy on ciwboy beebop right? (oh lord the spelling! It’s Cowboy Bebop if you didn’t know)
Me: You are doing the gender swap of the girl. I’m doing the gender swap of the guy
Him: Yes then im doing the white girl (I just said that auuuuugh!)
Me: yah. I’ll have to go thrifting to find my parts again ( cause I suck ass at sewing)
Him: That’s cool. I’ll help like last time
Him: No it should be cool if im going to be wearing belly shirts ill try to be in good shape…cant garantee but ill try hard
Me: Belly shirt?
Him: She wears shirts that show her stomach right? am i wearing the woman outfit?
Him: yea im wearing that
Me: she has no top.
Him: Okay. Im still showing my stomach. Ill need to look good ( He’s already the optimum of peak fitness help. this boy is such a girl rolls eyes)
Me: You already do.
Him: well ill try…man I need makeup and a wig lol
Me: You don’t need make up and a wig. *sigh* you are not wearing a skirt.
Him: I’m doing the lady…I don’t want to…but if its the character then ok.
Me: Gender Bending is what the character would look like if they where a guy.
Him: Oooohhhh ooohhh so im wearing this like a guy would. Okay!!! I got it lol
Me: I literally did a face palm
Him: lol well i get it now
Me: ok good ( the urge to strangle him is strong here)